I need to find a book in my to-read pile that will not make me want to punch babies in the face while reading it.

Mom,” he said. “Hey, I’m alive. Hera put me to sleep for a while, and then she took my memory, and…” His voice faltered. How could he possibly expain all this? “Anyway, I’m okay. I’m sorry. I’m on a quest-” He winced. He shouldn’t have said that. His mom knew all about quests, and now she’d be worried. “I’ll make it home. I promise. Love you.
Percy Jackson, The Son of Neptune (via blindasrabbits)

Ughhhh my feeeeeeelings, what have you done to them, Beautiful Chaos

YES DOLPHIN TALE HAVE ALL MY TEARS THAT’S FINE

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TAUNT US MORE, WHY DON’T YOU.

TAUNT US MORE, WHY DON’T YOU.

OH MY GOD, SOUTH PARK. 

WHAT WAS THAT ENDING.

WHY SO UNEXPECTEDLY SAD.